i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives
“She [one of his agent’s team members] told me I’m trying too hard on talk shows. She said ‘You’re trying so hard to be cool.’ … I said ‘I’m going on Jay Leno tomorrow, so what should I do?’ She said, ‘I don’t know, just don’t talk. Sit there and don’t talk.’
i bet harry is the type to get out of the shower and wrap his hair in a towel and then sit on the edge of his bed thinking about what he’s gonna wear but then he absentmindedly gets on his phone and suddenly it’s three hours later and he’s still naked and he’s on a wikipedia page about rare south american birds
This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

Happiest of birthdays to my grandma!!! She turned 92 today! 👵🏼 So blessed to still have her with us ✨

Ringing in the new year with this man by my side has made me one happy girl 🤗 Happy 2017 everyone! ✨ (bij Gent, Belgium)

As 2016 comes to a close, it’s time for a final #tbt and what better way to prove that 2016 wasn’t all bad than to reminisce about my amazing trip to the USA last September 🇺🇸 (bij Times Square, New York City)